College Football Predictions
Holy WHAT? September, is that you? Wow, would you look at that. Great to see ya, but where the heck did you come from? Weren’t we just ringin’ in 2018? I wasn’t ready for all the pumpkin-spiced stuff and boots, but HELLO. It’s here. That’s cool.
Oh, hey, also FOOTBALL. That’s also here. But not so here that I can’t still feel a tinge of optimism and a false sense of hope. It’ll leave soon, but until it does, I present to you…
The top 10 things I am currently feeling about football that I will hold on to until proven wrong in a few days:
Alabama won’t always be a powerhouse. This is the year they begin their decline and let the rest of the SEC have a chance.
Feleipe Franks, you son of a gun! We’re so excited to have ya. You’re going to turn this program around and be the leader we’ve been searching for since Will Grier built us up only to tear our hearts out Tebow bid us adieu.
And speaking of leadership…Dan Mullen! Step right up, bud! If anyone can turn this program around, it’s you. Looking forward to a 10-win season!
Miami is not relevant, and they will never be relevant again.
FSU has had some fun these past few years, but it’s time for them to crawl back to the little leagues and let the big kids play some ball.
It’s so great that Urban Meyer is gone because he’s not that talented and he’s super controversial. We will not miss him this year.
I will attend multiple games in the Swamp this year because I am not busy at all.
This new shirt I got from Bealls is my lucky shirt, and I will be wearing it when the Gators blow our minds on Saturday night. And then I will be wearing it every weekend.
I will probably win bowl pick’ems again this year and use the money to pay off my car.
Our players will make great choices because most 20-year-old kids do.