Rude Inanimate Objects

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Every now and then an inanimate object comes along and acts like a real jerk. And you think, I would love to shame this object right now. And that’s what we’re doing here today.

Below I give you an incomplete list of the meanest inanimate objects of all time.

  • Fitted sheets

  • Any sheets as soon as they’re thrown into a dryer

  • Coffee table corners

  • Pots and pan cabinets

  • Stacks of Tervis lids

  • Tupperware lids

  • Lids on unopened jars of olives

  • Liquid eyeliner

  • Rokus

  • Chromecasts

  • Really old Apple TVs that should have been replaced five years ago

  • Computer chargers that should have been replaced five years ago

  • Wireless routers

  • Nails that are being hammered into a wall for the first time

  • Really tall ladders as soon as you try to carry them

  • Gel pens

More to come.

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